While I'm writing my first horror novel about magical plants and the duality of man, here are a few other things I've written over the last 16 years.
these other books are available on amazon.
if you click the image to buy, know they were written by a previous version of me.
that, friends, is the duality of creative evolution.
this is where jokes and non-salvation thoughts can be found. for now, it is just a list.
i recently tried meat grown/cultivated in a petri dish. Not surprisingly, it tasted like chicken.
wisdom is one of the advantages of age. if i wake up at 4:30, i have the common sense not to stay in bed, wasting time, wondering if it is better to just get up, and start writing. yes. it is. instead of tossing and turning and feeling guilty, i now fully accept that i'm awake. I get up, make some coffee, go to my computer, and procrastinate there instead.
next time you are in a bar, walk up to a woman, cut a fart and say, "your turn". if she slaps you in the face, it's your fault for taking advice from someone who knows nothing. if she laughs, buy her a drink. if she responds with a fart of her own, get in your car, drive to las vegas, and marry that grade-a catch asap.
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